WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEGIN?
At the beginning I suppose, with the title. I'd like this interview to be entitled A Roaring Girl after Daniel Defoe's second most famous protagonist, Moll Flanders, who was:
"Born in NEWGATE, and during a Life of continu’ed Variety for Threescore Years, besides her Childhood, was Twelve Years a Whore, five times a Wife (whereof once to her own Brother) Twelve Years a Thief, Eight Year a Transported Felon in Virginia, at last grew Rich, liv’d Honest, and died a Penitent."
I, too, am a "Roaring Girl." I, too, was (nearly) Twelve Years a Whore. But unlike the irrepressible Ms. Flanders, I am not nor have I ever been a Thief, although sad to say, I've been ripped off royally and all too often--by gypsy urchins on the streets of Rome; by medina "guides" in Marrakesch; "crippled" beggars in Bombay; Hong Kong jewelers, Vegas Gigolos, and of course, the Dead Con Man... But those are other interviews. Moll was five times a Wife, but I was married only once (for three ecstatic years!). I never had a Brother (much less fucked or married him!), and, while I am no longer a teenybopper, praise the Lord, I am still very much alive! While I am not a Felon (nor have I even been convicted of a Misdemeanor!), I, too, have lived a Life of continu'ed Variety. And, in my opinion, I have always liv'd Honest. While I spent a mere Eleven years in the wacky world of Frontline Prostitution (which anniversary would that be, I wonder: leather, latex, astroglide?), I've turned a trick or two...thousand in my time. I make no excuses or apologies for having done so. A woman may use her Private Parts for Procreation and Recreation (even though forty years after the sexual revolution, society STILL seems to have problems with the latter!), so why not for Financial Remuneration? Therefore, I am not, nor have I ever felt the need to pretend to be, a Penitent. Unlike Moll, I was neither a foundling nor an orphan nor an illiterate adolescent devoid of other options. Actually, I was Valedictorian of my high school class, a National Merit Scholarship Finalist, a Member of Phi Beta Kappa, and (mirabile dictu) a Seven Sisters girl. Whether Defoe would consider me a true roaring girl or simply a poseur, I shall not presume to speculate. However, I have been, for much of my adult life, a Whoring Girl. I know Prostitution. From Flatlbacking to Phone Sex. and all forms of erotic gratification for remuneration in between. So fasten your seatbelts, Dear Straight World! It's going to be a Bumpy Read!
SO HOW DID YOU START?
First, let me say that prostitution is like anything else. It's a living. A means of making money. Period. It is not a lifestyle. It is not romantic or glamorous. But neither is it disgusting, demeaning, or tragic. It can be dramatic: often laughably; sometimes frigteningly so. Yes, it is potentially dangerous--but so are coal mining, law enforcement and, nowadays, teaching. Most of the time, prostitution is just like any other job involving physical labor. The only difference is that it pays better.
I entered the business backwards. Most girls begin with vanilla sex. Nothing fancy or freaky. With me, it was the exact opposite. I turned out as a professional dominatrix, and my first trick was about as freaky as they come. His name escapes me. Perhaps I never knew it. But I do remember him. A girlfriend of mine believed that you always remember your first trick. "Your first trick," she used to say, "is a little like your first love." I wouldn't go that far...
WHAT MADE HIM SO MEMORABLE ?
He ate my feces...
The first thing you learn as a hooker (and it's probably the most valuable lesson you learn in the sex trade) is this: No matter what happens, always keep a straight face. Never evince an unguarded emotion. Never laugh or frown or recoil. Never show amusement, contempt, bewilderment, or revulsion unless you are 99 and 44/100% sure that it's the reaction the client wants to see.
...My first year in the business, I saw a regular who loved eating out--in every possible sense of that term. His session consisted of taking me to dinner and eating my pussy under the table in a restaurant full of people. We'd cozy up in a booth... I'd pretend to drop my contact lense, and he'd dive under the table to retrieve it. Naturally, the first place he looked was between my legs. It was difficult to keep a straight face through it all, because while he was down there lapping my labia, people were passing, and I was asking him: "Did you find it yet, Sweetheart? Do you see it?"
My only other memorable public humiliation session was with a guy who paid me to walk him down Hollywood Boulevard with a leash around his cock and balls. Obviously, his cock wasn't visible; it was still in his pants. But the chain could be seen extending from his fly to my wrist. He walked about two feet behind me. I wore a black leather skirt and jacket and spike heel boots. Of course, because this was Hollywood, nobody paid the slightest attention. In fact, we were probably the least noticeable couple on the street. About ten minutes into our stroll, he got so excited he came spontaneously in his pants. He was wearing a condom. Semper paratus. Come to think of it, he looked like a grown-up Boy Scout--tall ...with an earnest, dorky face.
YOU DID BOTH THESE CLIENTS MULTIPLE TIMES, AND NO ONE EVER NOTICED?
Have you ever been to Hollywood? If the worst thing you see there is a "Mistress" dogwalking a "slave" or a trick dining out on a call