“All of us have such high hopes of meeting the man of our dreams.  We have tried the traditional meeting places: bars, grocery stores, church, singles mixers, the library, hardware stores, Chippendales, etc.  While we have had successes, the failures are too numerous to mention.  Before losing hope, we are ready to try the latest craze…Internet dating.”

Three sisters went online and tried their luck.  You may laugh, you may cringe, but you won’t be able to look away as you meet a few of their “perfect matches” through the men’s emails and the sisters’ responses.

Who knew it was against the rules to pour milk on someone or flush a pencil?

Do you remember the make and model of your first car? What vehicle you were in when you had your first kiss? What car did your father drive when he threatened to "turn this car around right now" if you didn’t stop fighting with your sister? What kind of car have you always wanted to own, but never bought - because it was too expensive or too impractical?

Written with wit, wisdom and a perceptive eye, Pedal Cars & Purple Pickles is a book for everyone. Car lovers will appreciate the informative descriptions of the cars and the companies that produced them. Everyone will relate to the hilarious and poignant stories of human triumph, failure, dreams, and dreams deferred. There is enough satire, humor, and just plain good writing in this book to satisfy the most discriminating reader.

If you believe that no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it is still a pig, then this book is for you.  .

Spinmeisters today are everywhere. They seek to befuddle you by polluting our language,  gussying up and diddling down our everyday words, moving familiar signposts, changing the maps in our heads.

Our words – the gold standard coins of rational thinking -- are being debased.  Spin rots the mind.

Continuing growth of spinspeak pushes us daily toward an Orwellian catastrophe: a mentally benumbed America; a manipulated society trying hopelessly to communicate using words with totally corrupted meanings.

Spinspeak II: The Dictionary of Language Pollution is designed to help you fight this slimy tide of fog.  The book contains:  a history of spin;   more than 1,100 current definitions of spinspeak in politics, business, government, academia, health care, the arts and everyday life; a technical glossary describing more than 80 infectious varieties of wordspin, lookspin and soundspin. 

Skeptical exposure is the solution wherever the fog of spinspeak roils communication. The mind you save could be your own.

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          The Bible (According to Jack) Part II The New Testament is the irreverent, EVEN FUNNIER sequel to The Bible (According to Jack) Part I The Old Testament, Jack’s hilarious trashing of the Old Testament (in an entirely loving, caring and sincere way, of course!).

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          What does Jack have in store for Jesus and the apostles after explaining the true origin of circumcision; Eve’s mustache; Moses’ conversation with God about “cross-dressing;” who really built Noah’s ark; the farting of the Red Sea; and MORE?  Pretty much the same thing except there’s a whole new cast of characters.  All of a sudden from practically out of nowhere there’s a whole new religion up and running based on this guy named Jesus.  Who the heck was Jesus?

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          Not to worry.  Jack has conducted painstaking research and tracked down the “real Jesus” those “other Bibles” do not want you to know about.  In Jack’s Bible women are treated with respect; sex is a perfectly normal activity; Mary and Joseph “did it;” and “Gay is okay!”  Don’t even THINK about putting this book down and not buying it!  Either laugh yourself silly while acquiring a whole new perspective on the New Testament OR, sanctimoniously decry it as sacrilege and burn it, along with every single copy of it you can BUY, with emphasis on the word “BUY”!  Burn all you want.  We’ll print more.  If you need a moneylender to purchase large quantities for burning, please don’t mention Jack’s name.  They’re still a little sore at him for repaying his last loan with relics.  What?  They were genuine.  He knows a guy who knows a guy.  Have a little faith.

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          “Cows from Outer Space.” “Why I Ate My Husband.” “Jesus Returns, and the Christians Think He’s Nuts.” These and other pieces of unintentional genius from the demented mind of Richard Scott complete this collection of hilarious short stories and idiotic comedy bits. Scott’s comedy ranges from the highbrow “Toilet Humour” to the historical docu-drama, “I Heard the President Fart.” From the absurd “Toast Hunters of the Amazon,” to the surreal “My Father the Android,” to the farcical “Dances Like Jew,” to the ridiculous “The Adventures of Superman’s Pants,” I’m an Idiot, You’re an Idiot is guaranteed to make readers laugh like the idiots we all are.

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          Read what the critics say!

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          “It’s not the worst thing I’ve read.”—Rachel Scott, mother

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          “Needs more pictures to color.”—George W. Bush

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          “LOL!! :-))))) WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?”—random Internet blogger

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          “Did he spell his name right?”—Arthur Scott, father

& n b s p ; & nbsp;          “Hey, buddy, I don’t take personal checks.”—Mistress Dominix

Little children possess a magic all their own. And the nice part about it is: We were all little once and all possessed this magic at one time in our lives.

Von Bulow has captured the essence of this exciting, fascinating world of little people; little people who sometimes sound like wise old people.

It is a moving picture of his own life, his own childhood.  But intertwined and intimidating is a most notorious and unsavory character. His name? Al Capone. Scarface! The gangland ruler of the Chicago underworld.

The von Bulows confront the Capone gang head-on!

And sparks fly!

But as you read this true story, you’ll recall the wonderful memories of your own childhood: Your first kiss, the trophy you won at the Fifth Grade Spelling Bee, the neighbor lady who played ball with you, or the cinnamon rolls your mother made.

It is all in the book “Harry Jr., Billy and Al Capone”, a childhood autobiography; a memory of things past, but a past no one can forget.

Sometimes a poet’s muse will lead to humor.  This author has a great sense of humor and puts a lot of witticism with logic to verse.

One cannot wear their feelings on their coat sleeves as they read this book.  This author only writes about inane subjects of life.  From silly poems, dieting, politically speaking, to the good, bad and greedy, this author writes of laughter.

This author, at age 82, never lets a day go by him without expressing laughter in his writings.  He touches on almost every imaginable subject of life and prays he will bring a smile or a chuckle to the reader.